Driving in my car I came across this hummer limo, inside there were two newly weds, with a classic entourage of family and friends.
From what I saw I could deduce that things are and will go like this:
he works in a company which is the leader in the assembling taps industry
She doesn’t work
He has a tribal tattoo on his calf, and he wants to get another one
She has two tattoos, a japanese one on her wrist which says “universal brotherhood” and a tribal one on her lower back. And she wants to get a third one
He has a polished light grey suit and the sleeves get to his fingers, a bit chubby and has a cravat. He’s dying of heat. The hair gel reveals his receding hairline
She has a white wedding dress, with a terrific hair and make up with little pearls in her hair.
They will go on a honey moon in mauritius. At the airport she will buy a gossip magazine and the last book by fabio volo. He will buy the sport news paper. It will rain all the time and they’ll want to leave immediately but will have to wait. She will want to get laid by the . He will want to get with the mauritian waitress. Nobody will do anybody. They will tell everyone they had so much fun
They will have a son and name him kevin
Years, summers and winters will go by
They will have a daughter and will name her cristal
He’ll get fatter and loose his hair
She’ll get fatter
Kevin will flunk twice at the professional college
Cristal will be doing marketing at college unwillingly
Thanks to the parish priest of the town where her grandparents are from she will be hired as a secretary
Kevin will go work in the company which is the leader in assembling taps industry
They won’t have enough money to maintain the whole family, and their grandparents will maintain them
Years and decades will go buy without any of them realising
He’ll die of an heart attack at 53
She will live up to 87 years old, bored and lonely
All of this is already predicted, couldn’t they be avoiding all this drama, poor things and, simply, enjoy life?