STRANGE MAILS

[it]non mi ricordo se l’ho già scritto qui in passato, ad ogni modo dovete sapere che sul mio programmino di posta elettronica sul mio MAC ho creato, oramai parecchi anni fa, una cartella chiamata STRANEZZE.

tra le due o tre ragioni per invecchiare (e fregarmene di tutto e di tutti…) sicuramente una delle prime è quella di rendere pubbliche le 588 mail (ad oggi) che sono in essa contenute: messaggi ricevuti da conosciuti o sconosciuti personaggi, con le richieste o domande più bizzarre, assurde o particolari.

se non avete pazienza (come io non ho!) di aspettare i miei novant’anni ecco qui tre meravigliose anticipazioni, copiate ed incollate.

la prima, ricevuta da poche settimane:

“Hello,
I am a dreamer of many passions. Among them are fashion and volcanoes. Beautiful models wearing elegant, creative and fashionable clothes are a joy to watch. A visual feast to behold. Erupting volcanoes are similarly magnificient in its devastating glory. Even quiet ones are majestic and mysterious.I have a crazy idea of modelling photo session. It should be done at the summit of the volcano. Among the flows of basaltic lavas. Near active fumaroles and tourquoise lakes. On the crater rim.

Please make such photoshot session. Make my dream come true.

My suggestions of places in Italy: Etna, Stromboli, Vesuvius, Vulcano, Panarea, Monte Cristo

Fashionable Volcanologist 🙂 “

la seconda, una delle primissime mai ricevute:

“bellissimo sito
e bellisime foot
magari a lavoare con te e a vedere come alvori
io sono un footgrafo aquilano che sat morendo nelal sua citta’  anche eprceh senxza un lavoro 33 anni ho
adesso vorrei eralizzare una mostar footgrafica di nudo in bianco e enro ma le modelel poche
chissa se tu mi potessi aiutare…..
ciao alesandro “

e la terza, ultima per adesso, una vera perla:

“Ciao Settimo intanto ti faccio i complimenti per il tuo lavoro e la tua produzione.
Poi volevo chiederti una curiosità. E’ vero che spesso nelle campagne pubblicitarie che riguardano l’intimo femminile vengono utilizzati corpi maschili? In particolar modo mi riferisco ai glutei.
Ciao e buon lavoro”

così, tanto per cominciare in allegria il nuovo anno…

😉 [/it]

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I don’t remember if I have spoken about this already in the past, either way you should know that on my email browser on my MAC I have created, by now years ago, a folder named WEIRD.

Amongst the many reasons to become older (and not care for anything or anyone…) definitely one of the first is to make public the 588 emails (up to today) in which there are: messages received by known and unknown people, with the most bizarre, absurd or particular requests and questions.

If you are not patient (as I am!) to wait my ninetieth birthday here are three marvelous previews, copied and pasted.

The first, received a few weeks ago:

“Hello,

I am a dreamer of many passions. Among them are fashion and volcanoes. Beautiful models wearing elegant, creative and fashionable clothes are a joy to watch. A visual feast to behold. Erupting volcanoes are similarly magnificient in its devastating glory. Even quiet ones are majestic and mysterious.I have a crazy idea of modelling photo session. It should be done at the summit of the volcano. Among the flows of basaltic lavas. Near active fumaroles and tourquoise lakes. On the crater rim.

Please make such photoshot session. Make my dream come true.

My suggestions of places in Italy: Etna, Stromboli, Vesuvius, Vulcano, Panarea, Monte Cristo

Fashionable Volcanologist 🙂

The second, one of the very first ever received:

“beautiful website

and beautiful foots

Perhaps to work with you and to see how you owrk

I am a phootgrapher from Aquila which si dying ni his city also ebcuaes withxout a job 33 years I have

Now I would like to rceate a phootgraphic exhibitino of nude in black and hwite but the modele few

Who knows if you could help me…..

Ciao alesandro”

And the third and last for now, a true pearl:

“Ciao Settimio first of all I would like to congratulate you for your work and your production.

Then I wanted to ask you a question. Is it true that in the advertising campaigns for women’s underwear often they use male bodies? Particularly I refer to the buttocks.

Ciao and good work”

There we go, so to start the new year with a smile… 😉 [/en]